Monday, January 19, 2009 Dont' be a dick...

Map: Blood Harvest...
4v4 Versus...

There will always be people out there who just piss you off... In games, there is no exception...
This story is about one of those people, who shall not be named, but if Shade reads this, he will know EXACTLY who I am talking about...
He joined at the start of the campaign, and Shade said hello... His first words: "Shut the fuck up"... We didn't like him already...
For the next 3 levels, he would tell us what to do, and swear at us when we didn't do it, or when we did and it didn't work...
Comments like "Do some work" while I was a smoker waiting for the tongue to recharge...
"Yo, don't fuck this up" at the start of every round...

We got sick of it, so Shade and I planned to ditch him in the next mission...
We got our weapons and bolted...
"Yo what are you doing? Fucking get back here" came the cry...
He called votes to kick me, but because you need 'yes' to outnumber 'no', they failed...
We found it hilarious... I made it most of the way to the train car climax point before getting pounced by a hunter... Shade and I loved it... We had to apologize to the other guy who just joined though... He didn't deserve to be left behind...

The next map, he said "Yo" and stopped... So i said "Lemme guess, dont fuck this up"... what he said next was unknown, partly because we couldnt understand him, and partly because Shade was going "What was that? Huh?" in time with repeated shotgun blasts to his face... We incapped him, then kicked him...

It was hilarious... I could barely talk between the laughter...

Moral of this story: Don't be a dick... We will fuck you over and enjoy it the whole time...