Sunday, December 6, 2009 CHAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!

Map: Dark Carnival...
4v4 Versus...

On the Screaming Oak at the end, all 4 survivors were huddled together at the start of the rollercoaster after having to revive 2 members...
They started up the track as i spawned as a charger...
At the top...
In their way...
A boomer went in front of me, and I used that as a distraction to charge into the poor people on the other team...
When I hit the end of my charge, one survivor in hand, i pressed tab to check the score...
2 survivors dead, one on maybe 2 hp, and the other in my hand...
Epic charge...
We win...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 Spit in the shed...

Map: Hard Rain 2
4v4 Versus...

We had a spitter jockey and charger, and the survivors were going into the little shed in the factory... 3 got inside and spat on, and i charged in after them...
the last one outside was jockied away...
The force from the charge kept the survivors in the spit long enough to incap them, and it was all over...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 Left4Dead 2 : The Gnome...!

Map: Dark Carnival...
This is not mine, but its so awesome im posting it...

Friday, October 30, 2009 Left4Dead 2 : The Machete...

Here a little sample of the pure uncut L4D2 Demo...
I put cheats on, made myself a God, and gave myself a machete...

Then I did this...




To all of you who got the Australian Censored Version, I offer you this: Uncensor Me..!

Monday, September 21, 2009 WTF7 - Failed BH5 Death Pull...

Map: Blood Harvest Cornfield...
4v4 Versus...

Hypnotic Poison recovering from the death pull on the left of the safe room in BH5...
This was recorded in a friendly match against the 3FSJ boys...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 m0ns00n Air...!

Map: Blood Harvest...
4v4 Versus...



v!x played a few friendly matches against the 3rd Fallschirmjager and the Crazy Bill Clan...
I liked my tanking for the night, so here are some tank vids, and a couple of scratches that we found quite funny...
Also, introducing m0ns00n air...! The new way to fly...!

Thanks to the boys from the 3RD and CBC for some entertaining matches...

Sunday, September 6, 2009 Hunters are awesome...

Map: Dead Air Greenhouse...
1v2 and 2 Versus...

Started a new game that everyone raged from, and had me vs 2 players and 2 bots...
I failed smoking one off the walkway, and went in and got a hit before dying...
I was then a boomer, and got 2 boomed and died...
I then spawned as a hunter, and miss my high damage pounce as bill went up the ladder...
This turned out fortunate, because he was the last one up the top, and i hunted him behind the air con duct, and they couldnt save him...
The rest ran on ahead, and set off the car before i killed Bill...
I then pounced on to the sign sticking out the side of the building, and off that for a 25
right on Francis, while he was on the far side of the truck in the last area...
The players didnt bother coming out to save him...

Saturday, September 5, 2009 Finale smoke for the Tyrant...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...

Early tank spawned in the corridor as per CEVO standards...
I spawned as the smoker, intending to pull one towards the tank...
A molly was thrown, putting the tank on fire...
The Boomer, Timmy_000 spawned behind the survivors in the stairwell, and covered 3 or 4 on goop...
I grabbed MHz's Raging Tyrant, and dragged him through the fire into the oncoming horde...
Lucky for me he was boomed, and he took all the zombies himself...
This epic smoke took him from full HP to 3/4 dead after incap before the tank died, and me and my zombies finished him off before the other survivors could save him...

Monday, August 31, 2009 CGi R3 : v!x vs ((_crayons_((>

Map: Blood Harvest...
4v4 Versus...
CyberGamer Invitational Round 3...
v!x vs ((_crayons_((>

A few of the more intense moments, the couple over 20 damage pounces, and the forklift...

Saturday, August 29, 2009 Dead... Just dead...

Map: Dead Air 3...
4v4 Versus...

We had a tank just before the final walkway, and he took one of us out with the cars...
2 of us legged it to the safe room while I finished off the burning tank...
I took the kit off the dead guy, and started across the bridge...
While turning back and forth, I got hunted from behind... I got from 80 hp to incapped before my teammates opened the door to save me...

They then tried to come pick me up and got boomed, and one hunted...
The last guy went back to the safe room while we got hammered, then came back out to get us...
He got hunted and boomed too, and we all died... 10 metres from the safe room...
Ah the joys of pubs...

Thursday, August 13, 2009 WTF5 - InvinciLouis!!!

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...
CyberGamer Invitational Round 1...



Give the black man a cape after this one...!

WTF6 - The Witch and the Smoker...

Map:No Mercy Rooftop Finale...
Campaign...



Courtesy of Shadz from MHz, a wtf witch video from ages ago...
All i can say is the Witch should have gone after the boomer, not Shadz...!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 Line em up...

Map: Dead Air Greenhouse...
4v4 Versus...

Smoker []patteh pulls Zoey off the roof, hanging her above the gap...
I pounce her into the gap, killing her instantly...
Pat then pulls Bill, and I again pounce him to his death...
Pat then pulls Louis, and again I pounce...
3 nicely lined up corpses... one life each for me and pat...

Friday, July 31, 2009 Blood Harvest Smash...

Map: Blood Harvest / No Mercy
4v4 Versus...

This is a really old vid, that i only now have had the time and software to put together...
I have somehow lost some of the audio, and needed to speed bits up for some of it to make it fit YouTubes 10 minute limit...
And for some unknown reason, i was unable to split up the finale into smaller chunks, so i hacked the start off it, and sped up the rest...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 WTF4 : Floating Louis...

Map: Death Toll Drains...
4v4 Versus...

This was a random pub game that just happened to have 3 v!x in it...
Revy always seems to find map glitches when playing as Louis, and never one that helps us...

WTF3 : The Immovable Boomer

Map: Blood Harvest / No Mercy
4v4 Versus...

More against fray | envy, I found a boomer that just didnt want to move...

WTF2 : The Witch

Map: Blood Harvest / No Mercy
4v4 Versus...

This is from a friendly against fray | envy...

Thursday, July 23, 2009 Dead Air Destruction...

Map: Dead Air 1 & 2...
4v4 Versus...



Just goes to show how quickly teams can die...
After these 2 maps, we had a completely new opposing team...

Friday, July 17, 2009 Score Collection 2...

Map: Various...
4v4 Versus...

More scores where we kicked ass and they didnt...

Score Collection 1...

Map: Various...
4v4 Versus...

A collection of scores from various maps where we kicked their ass...

Scoring High!!!

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...

And the proof that sometimes im all that is needed...

Proof Im not always needed...

Map: Blood Harvest and Dead Air
4v4 Versus...

A few rounds where i was nothing more than a delay in the spawn timers...

Close Scoring Pt 7...

Various game scores that ended up being really close...
Only one of these is from NM, the rest are BH matches...

Achievements galore...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
Campaign...

Im sure this must have been just after an update...

More light bending...

Map: Dead Air Offices...
Campaign...



I wanted to go to the room where I was going to spawn, and this is what i found...
FrancisBot was nothing more than a silhouette until he was rescued...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 Death in the Drains...

Map: Death Toll Drains...
4v4 Versus...

We started as survivors and got a tank just before the cresendo event...
He managed to hit me in such a way that my 50+ health couldn't save me from instant death...
We all died...

Their turn... They opened the saferoom door...
One ran left and got boomed, i dragged one right and he was boomed...
Mine was saved, and the unboomed savior was hunted...
The boomed one ran back into the safe room with the other unboomed one, and left the two hunters alone for a few moments...
The one off to the left dies, and the hunter leaps towards the remaining survivors...
I smoke one out the door, just as the other hits the second hunter off...
The third hunter then pounces on the last one to be green and as they are all surrounded by zombies, they cant save him in time to rescue them...
We win...

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 v!x vs M3GAHURTZ...

Map: No Mercy...
4v4 Versus...

Cybergamer Ladder match v!x vs MHz...
A few highlight videos from the match...
We ended up winning by a small margin, and move to the CG Invite Ladder...
Good luck to us...!

Friday, July 3, 2009 Screenies Again...

A few more humorous screenies...





Read the red text on the left of this one...

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 No Mercy from FrancisBot ...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v2 Versus...

We were slaughtering the opposition, and 2 of them raged before the final half of the finale...
As per usual bot behaviour, they scramble up the final ladder without stopping...
LouisBot is dragged off the roof by the smoker at the dish...
Zoey runs up and shoots the smoker, saving LosisBot, then gets hunted...
Bill is hunted by me at the top of the ladder...
FrancisBot is still all the way at the bottom of the first ladder...
I incap Bill, and FrancisBot climbs up and kills me...
Then kills Hypnotic Poison, who has incapped and half killed Zoey...
Then, to the amazement of everyone, FrancisBot jumps off the roof to go help
LouisBot, leaving the 2 incapped players out of reach...
We then kill the two bots, while laughing and going "What the hell..."

This is how you do it...

Map: Dead Air Terminal...
4v4 Versus...

This is me and the 3 guys from the 3FSJ taking on DA4...
I'll let the video speak for itself...

How to get owned...

Map:Dead Air Greenhouse...
4v4 Versus...

We had 3 guys from the 3rd Fallschirmjager (3FSJ) on the opposition...
This is them in action from the survivours point of view, with a guy lagging at 1k ping
as their 4th...

Monday, June 29, 2009 BillBot Fails Again...

Map: Dead Air Crane...
4v4 Versus...

As boomer, I position myself in the opening next to the ladder at the start of the level...
When they climb over the fence, Louis pulled back over fence, and I spawn and boom on Francis and Zoey...
BillBot teleports to Louis, looks at him, and runs to the fence...
Not OVER the fence, but to it, where I am now standing as boomer...
He looks at me, then teleports up to Francis and Zoey...
He then teleports BACK to Louis, and our hunters start raining down the 25ers...
Still, BillBot does nothing...
One of the hunters kills his target quickly, and pounces on BillBot...
Victory...

Screenies...

Just a couple of humor screenies...

Just... hanging around...

Map: Blood Harvest Barn...
4v4 Versus...

While our team wasn't looking, Francis had climbed on top of the barn, and somehow fallen off at exactly the right spot to turn around and hang on to the ledge...
Zoey came to save him, and somehow ALSO fell off and hung on for her life...
Bill then came to save those two, and, as smoker, I tried to pull him off in the same spot as the other two that were hanging...
I didn't quite get it right and dragged him off the roof instead...
Louis was the only one left standing, but only just... He had just recovered from being hunted and didn't have much health left...
A single swipe from a ninja hunter solved this problem for us, and we got the team down...

Bloody Bots...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
4v4 Versus...

This is the story of a bot fail, and a player who just didnt care as his team had raged on him...
As a Smoker, I spawned in the Death Pull spot, and managed to pull BillBot all the way to the edge...
ZoeyBot and FrancisBot came to his rescue, and ZoeyBot somehow managed to fall off the edge and hang on for her life...
FrancisBot then 'saved' BillBot, sending him falling into the void below...
A Hunter then pounced on FrancisBot before he could rescue ZoeyBot, and Louis, who had run all the way to the last train, also got hunted...

Thursday, June 25, 2009 The Strange Clan Match

Map: Dead Air
4v4 Versus
A Clan match, HRD V |KoD|. We were having a laugh, we weren't going to beat KoD. On the finale of Dead Air, we were on low health, ready for the second assault, using all the kits on the finale area. After the wave, we were all on yellow or incapped red. But something really really strange happened. A Witch spawned behind the fuel tank. Zoey, went behind to see if a sound had looped on her, on us, but no. There was a witch there. Zoey came back round, spamming the chat with Witch Witch Witch. Me and Zoey go up to try and kill her before she does any damage. I'm there to cover if Zoey messed up. We can safely say we messed up. Francis and Louis are covering our behind, while the flanks are left open to attack. I do a quick look round, hear the distinct scream of a Hunter, and panic. Francis shoots at a suspected place, but to no avail. Louis gets smokered and Francis aims to help Louis. I get huntered, and the knockback hits Zoey onto the Witch. She gets incapped and almost dies, about 25 HP away from death, Louis has been saved and I have too, so Francis runs back to get Zoey back up. I'm there, asking KoD if they did anything. They shouldn't of, partly because it was our Clanserver we hosted this Match on. They then later won by 150 odd points.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 Slaughtering Fun...!

Map: Death Toll...
4v4 Versus...

In this campaign, we went through 2 full teams of ragers, and then some...
At the end of the 4th level, the score was 5800-90~...
We screwed around in the finale and after the boat arrived, we tried to take on the tanks and died...
The finale score was this:

Returning the Favour.

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

We were having a good time, killing the enemy. They managed to kill our entire team with a tank in the previous round and made some smart-ass comment about "That's how you do it." ... we returned the favour.



- Grey.

Friday, May 29, 2009 Death at the door... Again...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...

After our epic and somewhat easy run through, the other team of survivors open the door and run down the stairs...
The last one gets boomed, and they keep running...
One gets hunted at the corner of the stairs, while the rest run off...
The one that comes back to save him, I smoke away...
The boomer is still alive, and I notice that our other hunter has someone off at the bottom of the stairs...
The boomed one is also there, and saves him...
By the time they come and save the others, one is incapped, and the boomer is still dancing around...

The second hunter respawns, and the first hunter has killed his target, so then the last 2 standing survivors get hunted, and we win...

Thursday, May 14, 2009 Epic Smoking again...

Map: Blood Harvest Forest...
4v4 Versus...

We pulled Bill off the edge at the start, and then I boomed louis...
Somehow, Francis is pushed off the edge, and instead of hanging for his life, falls to his death...
Hunters and horde distractions later, I respawn as a smoker off the edge, and pull Bill off the edge again...
This time, its Zoey who is pushed to her death, and then Louis is hunted on the edge...
Win to Us...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 Dead Before the Air...

Map: Dead Air...
4v4 Versus...

In the first map, Zoey died early to a witch, and the last 3 survivors got o the safe room...
They were boomed as they ran inside, and I jumped in as a hunter after them...
I pounced on one, and the boomer exploded next to me... Apparently they didnt close the door...
I recovered, and pounced again...
The other survivors hadnt noticed, and were fighting off zombies when one was smoked back outside...
The third stood there for a second, then followed him to go save him...
Another hunter was waiting and pounced him...
They all died...
We got all 4 out alive with kits...

The second map was similar... They got right to the end, and it all fell apart for them...
We got 3 out with kits...

After our turn as survivors on the 3rd map, the other team all quit... We again got all 4 out with kits...

New people joined, and again we got all 4 out with kits, and they died in the baggage area...
Bill got to black & white, and was killed by regular infected kicking him in the head from one of the walkways...

In the Finale, we lost a player, and so BillBot stepped in...
We let him die, and went on to survive...
I was incapped on my way onto the plane, but we got 2 out with kits...
The opposition all quit again, and 2 new players joined...
We managed to smoke one off to the back, and boomed them all...
After recovering from that, the 2 that stayed back were hunted, and ZoeyBotand the other player ran forward a little...
ZoeyBot came back to try save the hunted ones when the other player was also hunted...
ZoeyBotpulled out her pistols and tried to save the player in the distance...
He was incapped, and zoey turned around to the one behind her...
All the while I was pounding on FrancisBot...
ZoeyBot saved louis, and he started shooting at me... they all got boomed again, and then ZoeyBot was hunted... All over...
I wanted to screenshot the final score, but before it started counting, we all got disconnected from the server...

Saturday, May 2, 2009 Hanging Around...

Map: Dead Air 2...
4v4 Versus...

The survivors got to the crescendo point, and our smoker spawned on the building they had to go to... Francis goes to investigate and is smoked off the edge...
Bill comes to save him and is pounced...

He is saved, then the others all come over to protect him as he picks up Francis...
The smoker pulls a second one off the edge, leaving two standing...
A hunter lands an awesome 25er on Zoey, and incaps her...
Louis is the last one standing, and saves Zoey from the hunter, and turns to pick up one of the hanging survivors...
Our newly spawned boomer walks up behind him and starts scratching him...
He gets about 5 hits in before is shot from the ground, and his explosion knocks Francis off to his death...

AI Smoker Gravity Hacks...

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...
CyberGamer Ladder match...

After servers screwing up, games crashing, and voice chat issues, we had a great game...
We lost by 12 points in the end...

In NM3, we got a Tank, and were left with an AI smoker standing on the white building between the spwan room and the garage with T2 weapons...
He did nothing...
This is what happened after the tank...

Friday, May 1, 2009 Tower of Death Toll...

Map:Death Toll 3...
4v4 Versus...

Zoey made her way to the top of the tower at the start alone, and was instantly targeted by a hunter and a smoker...
She was at the window, and the smoker grabbed her before the hunter could...
She was dragged out the window, only to be stopped by something before falling to certain death...
Her teammates saved her without killing the hunter or smoker, and then our hunter tried to pounce her again... He wasn't able to, so he swiped her and knocked her out the window, where she hung on for her life...
Bill came to save her, and was hunted, and the other 2 jumped in quickly and saved him...
Francis started helping up Zoey as the boomer walked in and vomited, then exploded...
This knocked back the 3 still standing and Francis had to start picking up Zoey again...
This lasted until the smoker recharged, and smoked him through the window...

With a bit more constant pressure, the team all died in that tower...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 How The?

Map: Blood Harvest The Bridge
4v4 Versus

We were progressing well, making occasional splits in groups of two to search for supplies. We heard the Tank music, and planned to sprint across the Bridge, in order to get in. The infected team had not been coordinating well. Were they saving it for the Tank? Well, whatever they 'planned' certainly worked. The Tank managed to somewhat glitch and teleport to the saferoom door. Two Hunters had spawned, the bot Hunter from the Tank got knocked out by a well placed shotgun shell. They got us from behind, and the Tank let them get the kills. We were all silent with amaze ment about the glitch, rather than their Teamwork.

- Howler

Thursday, April 23, 2009 Tank Ping Pong...

Map: Death Toll Drains...
Survival...
Time: 14 minutes 37 seconds...

Our first go, 14 tanks in 14 minutes...
Fweet
Clan Panda Grey
Clan Panda Timmy
Creeping Death

I was hit by a tank, and while flying through the air, was hit by a second tank...
He pounded me into the ground, and the team went on really well...
The tanks were stopping in some convenient places for us to kill, but got us in the end...

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 NM3 Cresendo...

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

This is the cresendo right after we car'd ourselves...

Kill the Gimp Suit...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...

Some uncoordinated team work...
We didnt coordinate it, but it worked...
Louis dies shortly after this vid ends, as i respawn as a boomer and try to scratch him...
I was too late by less than a second...

Tanking: The Panda Way...

Map: No Mercy Interior...
4v4 Versus...

Some nice tanking from the Haxing Ninja Panda...
I was impressed with his meat shielding, and his generator...

Cresendo With Style...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...

We were having fun... So we decided to make ourselves nice open targets...
Didnt work... for them...

Suicide by Car...

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

My friends and I have a tendency to suicide in NM3 if we are winning by a large margin...
In this case, it was the car...



Sorry about the boom effect, couldnt be helped...

How To Kill a Hunter...

Map: No Mercy...
4v4 Versus...

Some short clips of decent hunter kills...
The second kill is not mine, but belongs to BloodyRevy, who was standing behind me at the time with his trusty HR in hand...

The last one, I didnt even shoot the hunter... But it still killed him, and decorated the wall nicely...

Thursday, April 16, 2009 Short stories... Community Post...

I warn you now, I have a few lol.

 

Map: No Mercy Hospital

1v2 Versus

 

I was having an innocent game with my friends. It was all good, me and my friend were progressing through the level well, we abandoned the bots, to run into my other friend, as the infected, behind the corner. We go mugged by all the zombies we missed. I managed to get incaped, but was quickly aided by the bots and my friend. We got to the elevator, saving our medkits for a Tank battle. We get onto the elevator, friend closes the door, and I somehow fall out while the doors closed. Im like what the hell, like both friends. I wasnt Smoker'ed, no one got Hunter'ed behind me, nor was I molotov'ed or pipe bomb'ed. I then later get attacked by my friend, a Hunter, and then Francis randomly teleports down with me. My friend doesn't kill me but kills Francis. W.T.F happened?

 

 

Map: No Mercy Sewers

4v3 Versus

 

 

We had the advantage of 4 Infected, against 3 survivors and a BillBot. They prepare themselves quickly, like us. I, as a Hunter, go to my favourite building top and watch the scene, near the car, where the T2 weapons spawn. I'm watching, ready to pounce the lone survivor who goes through. A Smoker and a Boomer are postitioning themselves for their attack on the Saferoom roof. I'm not sure what happened, but a Horde rushed in, and next glance at the TAB screen, I see Bill is dead. I don't know what happened, but we managed to kill the rest at the cresendo, thanks to a badly places Boomer, and some Hunters.

 

Map No Mercy Apartments

4v4 Versus

 

The Survivors (enemies) were progressing well, shoving every Boomer, Hunter and Smoker out of the way. We get annoyed, and plan just to rush them next time we spawn. But whats this? One of us calm players spots a witch, and alerts us of its presence. The Smoker grabs a lone survivor, to the car alarm. The survivor, surprised by this sudden win, shot like crazy, causing an incap on the pulled survivor and another incap of the witch disturber. Our 2 other Hunters got 25 DMG pounces on the remaining, killing them. Victory is sweet eh.

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I dont know who posted these in, but thanks to you...!
- Death...

Sunday, April 12, 2009 Oh crap, thats a nice car...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...

We got a tank as the survivors came out into the street... 3 ran back inside, so i tried to hunt Louis, the last still outside...
I missed and he hit me back...
Louis then ran over to me to kill me, and all of a sudden, there is a car in front of me, where Louis was just standing...
I lived!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 v!x vs ACSSL...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...
CyberGamer Ladder Match
v!x vs Undeadication (ACSSL)

Xreaper


Creeping Death


Pimp


Hypnotic Poison

Monday, April 6, 2009 Strangest Tank Spawn...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
4v4 Versus...

First tank spawned and we run outside... I got boomed, and put a couple of clips into the oncoming horde, all the while expecting to be hit by the tank...

After it clears up, I was standing around going "wheres the tank...?"
Then I see a cloud of dust on the roof of the house as the tank picks up a chunk of concrete (from the roof......) and throws it at us...

I have never seen the tank spawn on the roof before...
Even when i tried to make it happen on my own server, he still didnt spawn up there...

Video thanks to Grey

Louisbot does it again...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...

I landed a 25 damage pounce on Bill as he was leaving the building before the stairs to the subway safe room...

Louisbot ran backwards towards me, as bots do, and stood there shooting forwards with his shotgun...
Someone else hunted Francis next to us, not 3 meters away, and Louisbot still stood there... Next to me... Shooting forwards somewhere...

Sunday, April 5, 2009 When Epic Jumps Fail... A cautionary tale...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



Some days, this game just doesn't like me... or so it would seem. Take a look at how my perfectly aligned jump, failed miserably. The god of zombies must be displeased with me.

-- [Grey]

Hunters, hunters... so many hunters!

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



Just some random video goodness...

-- [Grey]

Saturday, April 4, 2009 Epic Bot Fail...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
2v1 Versus...



Delicious bot fail... and even cliff-diving! What more could you want?

-- [Grey]

Friday, April 3, 2009 Left 4 Speed...

I didnt make this, its just awesome...

Some days, it's more fun to just ... hang around.

Ragdoll physic... gotta love it.
 -- [Grey]

The boomer broke my APC!

Seems boomers don't know how to drive...

Doesn't stop them trying, the APC doesn't seem to like it ^_^

 -- [Grey]

Thursday, April 2, 2009 More bot fails...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
3v2 Versus...

We had a witch in the corn field, right where you drop into it...
I was a hunter, and we had a smoker and a boomer...
One of the players shot the witch from up the cliff, and both bots jumped down into the corn field...
They got boomed, the witch ran after the one who shot her, and I jumped the last one... Right on the edge of the cliff...
The one the witch was after was smoked, and helpless... He died...
The bots fought off a small horde, and continued to run in circles...
I killed the guy I had pounced in full view of both bots...
We win...
Bots fail...

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 Accidental Hunting...

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

I was a hunter sitting on the white building between the spawn safe room and the garage where the weapons can spawn...
We had a tank in the open area around the gas station, and he had the survivors in the shop front...
I decided to go help him, so I pounced high and far, managing to fly right over the shop building, and landed on Francis for 25 damage...
I didnt even see him there...

After he died, I jumped back up the onto the shop roof, and down the other side...
To land right on top of Zoey, who had just run through and closed the door on the tank...
Turns out our tank had just incapped Louis and Bill, and Zoey was the last one standing...
Win to us...

Learn to look before you leap...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...

In the standard roof top ambush, we managed to hunt zoey and bill back down the ladder...
Someone had thrown a molotov, so we were both on fire...
Francis was smoked off the roof and helpless...
Louis managed to kill us hunters, then jumped off the roof to go help Francis...
Problem was, we had already incapped the two at the ladder...
Win for us...

Monday, March 30, 2009 Tank and Teamwork...

Map: No Mercy Interior...
4v4 Versus...



The old Tank at the top of the elevator trick... This was over before I knew it, thanks to some awesome coordination of my teammates...

LouisBot Fail...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...



We all thought ZoeyBot was bad...
Here is LouisBot showing her up...

Ninja Hunter 2...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...



More Ninja Hunting... From the same match as the "How Not To Deal With A Smoker" clips...

How Not To Deal With A Smoker...

Map: No Mercy Apartments and Subway...
4v4 Versus...



2 short clips demonstrating some things you dont do when faced with a smoker...
Both are from the same game...

Sunday, March 29, 2009 NM Victory...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...


Ahhh sweet victory... The chopper pilot was never told to come pick them up...

Sneaky Hunting...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...


I had to post this simply for my pounce on Zoey at the end...

Saturday, March 28, 2009 Smoker Surprise...!

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

At the usual smoker spot in the crescendo ( under the roof at the door end ), i grabbed one guy as he was jumping from the roof into the window...
I snared him mid jump, and when he fell, he died...
From green to dead, just like that...
Surprised everyone...

I should have a video of this somewhere if i can get my old demos playing again...

Friday, March 27, 2009 Fail Finale...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...

We had an early tank, and he decided to run to the roof instead of charging down the hallway...
Surprisingly, one of the survivors ran to the roof just as I took control...
Hit that one flying...
Another one climbed up quickly, and i missed him, and he jumped down...
I turn around and see another one climbing up...
Bang he is gone...
I start throwing rocks at the one down the bottom, and he is hit by all of them as zombies stop his escape...
The last guy comes up the ladder, and bang hes gone...
So I jump down to hit the last guy once and game over...

Witch way...?

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...



The witch spawned next to the scissor lift, and I was getting ready to go crown her...
Someone got boomed, and so Scapegoat threw his pipe...
It exploded next to the witch, setting her off...
She stood up, and couldnt figure out how to run around the little white pole...
So she stood still...
I walked up to her and shot her a couple of times...

More Epic Smoking...

Map: Blood Harvest Forest...
4v4 Versus...


I pulled bill down to the edge at the very start, and while all his friends are busy being boomed and hunted, I incap him...
He is saved, and i survive by jumping backwards off the edge...
I run to the zombie ladder, and climb to the top... I turn to look at the survivors, and see that our boomer has just knocked zoey and louis off the edge...
I jump back down and run underneath them just as the recharge finishes, and I drag Francis off...
He doesnt grab the edge, he just falls and dies...

Instant win...
We proceced to get an even 1000 points...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 Lucky Tank swing...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...

We were on the last tank, doing well, 4 kits and 2 green 2 yellow...
Tank hits Zoey off to the right, but she lands on the air con system and lives... he then chases her around the back of the building where she gets smoked...
Tank kills the smoker, and tries to hit Zoey off the building, but she grabs the edge instead...
All the while, we are all laying into him with shotties and rifles...
We kill the tank, and go to help Zoey up...
The chopper flies over, and we rush as fast as we can to the heli pad...
We have 2 pipes ready to throw...
As im running up the ramp to the chopper, I see that the next Tank is already on the helipad...
I turn around and throw my pipe at the oncoming horde, and run away...
I hear my team mates say the tank is off the ramp, and I turn around and run up it again...
The tank is indeed off the ramp, but the smoker is also off to the right, and he grabs me and pulls me that way...
I think my team mates kill the smoker, because i find myself free and in a relatively open space...
I run up the stairs and see Zoey hit by a rock, losing the last of her HP and getting incapped again...
We all decide to leave her there, because the tank is again coming up the ramp...
My 2 standing teammates are on the chopper, and Im running towards it when the tank hits me and I go flying sideways...
The screen jumps to the chopper taking off and Im going "NOOOOooooo....!"
I had plenty of HP, so i guess i must have been hit in such a way that the game decided i was dead already...
I check the scoreboard to see, and no, I am still alive...
The tank hit me into the chopper...
3 escape with 3 kits... We were pretty happy...

We proceed to destroy the other team...
I was the first tank, incapped 3 while burning, and died before i realised...
Louis was left standing, and made a heroic effort to save the others, getting zoey and bill up...
Then we killed em all with a couple of nice hunts and a smoker hiding behind the air con so he couldnt be shot...

Zoeybot fails...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...



This is why we hate the Zoeybot...

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 Ninja Hunter...

Map: No Mercy Interior...
4v4 Versus...



Ahh the ninja hunter swipe...

Epic Smoker FTW...

Map: Blood Harvest Forest...
4v4 Versus...



Smokers FTW... Revy manages to pull 2 (or was it 3...?) off the same edge in one life...

Monday, March 23, 2009 Epic Zoey Escape...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...



Its rare that the last tank of a finale spawns in time and in a location where it can hamper the survivors...
This was one of those occasions... Almost...

Double smoked...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...



Our hunters provided enough of a distraction for me to recharge...
And I got 2 off the top of the building...

Thursday, March 19, 2009 Royal Bots...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
3v2 Versus...

Witch spawned in the alley way, and before we all set up our ambush properly, a bot walked up and crowned her...
Everyone was like "What the Hell, did that bot just crown her...?"

Rooftop Ambush...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v4 Versus...



While this was somewhat by accident, it workd out very well for us in the end...

Monday, March 16, 2009 Best. Pounce. Ever.

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



This was the Perfect Pounce... Timing, elevation, execution, all of it...

Thursday, March 12, 2009 Epic Pistols Of Win...

Map: No Mercy 1-5...
4v4 Versus...



8 short clips of me and my trusty sidearms...
The first 7 are from the same match, and the last one is from the match after...

Still refining my video creation techniques...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Epic Anti Tank...

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...



My first conversion from Source demo to AVI...
I'll admit some luck was involved in this escape, but its still an escape...!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Inadequate...

Map: Blood Harvest Bridge...
4v4 Versus...



Beaten by a girl... Soundly beaten...
I felt rather inadequate and useless this round...

Ahhh chat, how you humor me...

Map:No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...





These screenies are from different games, but the same map...
The chat text on the left provided small amounts of humor to us playing...

We are 1337...

Map: No Mercy Subway...
4v4 Versus...



All 4 survivors jumped down the hole at the start of the level...
Louis was smoked as he was last, and pulled under the saferoom...
Francis came back to help, only to find a hunter waiting...

Our boomer kept the other 2 occupied, and when one finally came back, he was also hunted...
When the final survivor had realized what was going on, Francis was already dead, and our hunter enjoyed his second kill...

We did well in our turn as we do, and Omega shot the car setting off its alarm on his way past... Hence his shifty eyes...

But in the end, our score was 1337...

Close Scoring... Part 6... Smoker FTL...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
4v4 Versus...



We would have won this match...
Except our Survivor in the APC at the end was grabbed by a smoker and pulled back out the door... There was no chance for the zombies to accidentally free him either... We lost when it happened...

So for those who get the chance, try this...

The world owes me now...

Map: Blood Harvest / No Mercy
4v4 Versus...



I saved television...

Hauntings...

Map: No Mercy Interior...
4v4 Versus...



I thought this was a zombie game, not a ghost game...

Close Scoring... Part 5...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



While I may have been on the not yet winning team here, we came back to win in the end...

11 for 4...

Map: No Mercy...
Easy Campaign...



We went achievement hunting...
In one run, we got 11 between 4 people...

Mass Zoey Grave...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
Expert Campaign...



Friend of mine needed only BH to complete What Are You Trying To Prove...
We completed this the night before, with me being the only one to survive...
So we did it again, and again, and again...

For this run, she was on low health when we arrived at the house, and we wanted to try hold out in the barn... So she ran to the barn and had us kill her...

Then we revived her with 50hp, she picked up a med kit, and ran back to the barn...

Repeat this a few times, and you get a Mass Zoey Grave...

Monday, February 23, 2009 Bots = Lemmings...

Map: Dead Air Greenhouse...
Campaign...



I was doing a run through of Dead Air on Expert with bots for some practice, when I was grabbed by a smoker and pulled off the edge of the building...

Bill and Francis decided that it would be a great idea to follow me over the edge instead of rescue me...

Rage Winners...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...

Firstly, I would like to apologise to the other team from this match...
I was on a team with 3 friends, and we were against public randoms...
We were survivors first, and managed a very nice score for the first round...
We then proceeded to do fairly well as infected against them on their way down the building...
As they entered the alleyway, we were invited to a friends only match...
We were torn between our current game, and the new one, so in the end, we decided to play out this round, then join the other one...

So, we managed to incap them all as they jumped out of the window behind the van, all typed "RAGE!!!" into global chat, and left...

We found it hilarious, but felt bad for the others at the same time...

Friday, February 13, 2009 Griefing vs Shit talking...

Map: No Mercy
4v4 Versus...

I was on a team with some friends, and we were against 2 clanners, and 2 other randoms...
We beat them soundly in BH, and noticed that the clanners only look after themselves...
We were doing it again in NM, beginning with a team down on the roof in NM1...
When we got to NM 3, it was real early in the morning, we were still kicking ass, and just playing silly buggers...
We decided to all stand next to a petrol pump and throw our molotov and pipe bombs at the ground...
Our death was spectacular... Except for BloodyRevy, who somehow was only incapped down to 150hp...

We killed them all before they got to the safehouse, so we were still in the lead...
NM4, we got to the elevator with ease, and survived the event...
We decided, as we were still insane from sugar/lack of sleep/whatever to kill ourselves in the elevator...
We noticed then that 2 of our opponents had quit...
So we did it anyway...
Again, Revy survived, and tried to go jump off the edge of the building...
But no, he was thwarted by a smoker...
Damn that was a good laugh... I will claim this as victory...

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 Out-Stumble a Tank...!

Map: Blood Harvest Bridge...
4v4 Versus...

We were going pretty well through the map, not much in the way of hordes, and boomers just failed against us...
When arriving at the train tracks, we heard the witch sobbing, and my team mates jumped over and ran towards the train...
I got hit by a zombie and lost all speed, so I was a bit stuck, fending off zombies on both sides...
I eventually fell over the side and ran to my team mates...
Little did I know the witch was right next to where I fell, and I fired a few shots at zombies while running, and I startled her...
She incapped me, and I was saved by my team...
We kept going, without stopping to heal...
We got to the house near the final stretch, and heard the Tank music start up...
I took my pills, and was all set to go through the house...
But all my team mates went down and around the house, a way I had never seen before...
We all made it around to the other side and started across the bridge...
I was hurting pretty bad, and the tank was behind us somewhere...
My team mates, all running faster than me, were shooting down all the zombies on the way, and one was firing back up the bridge... I turned and saw the tank there and thought "Im fucked..."
It was an intense 50m stumble, thinking that I was gonna get hit by the tank at any second... I finally made it to the saferoom, turned around and saw my mate, who was right behind me the whole way, get smacked by the tank...
He managed to get up and into the saferoom somehow, and we closed the door damn fast...
It was probably the most intense marathon stumble Ive had in the game so far...

Thursday, February 5, 2009 Drop Tank...

Map: No Mercy 1 Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



I got to play as a tank, and spawned out in the street...
I still had some time, so I decided to play Drop Tank...
What is a Drop Tank...? Exactly what it sounds...
Climb a building, and drop on top of the survivors...
Two of them had gone past the last car in the alley way, so I hit that one and incapped Zoey... I hit Louis twice, getting him red...
Then I turned and went after the other two, and hit one of the other cars at them...
Got another one...
I went back for Louis, and hit the car into him again... It stopped on top of him...
I made another run up the side of the building, and saw that our smoker had grabbed the last guy...
Being the nice Tank I am, I left them alone...
I dropped down next to a car instead, and tried to hit it at him...
I was a bit too slow though, and our smoker incapped him...

All in all, it was fun...
I never saw the tank when I played survivor... I got smokered out the end of the alley, and surrounded by zombies...
I was bringing up the rear, and my team legged it to the end to get 2 safe...

Tree hunter...

Map: Blood Harvest 3...
4v4 Versus...

I managed to get stuck in a tree as a hunter...
I could crouch, and look around but that was it...

The smoker stood under me hitting me, until the survivors came out...
They didnt seem to see me at all after the smoker pulled Zoey to us...
She got free, boomed, and then ran under me...
I then somehow pounced her...
It was as if I was in mid pounce the whole time....

Sunday, February 1, 2009 Biggest Bug I Ever Did See...!

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
4v4 Versus...



We had a marvelous come-back, from way behind with 2 rounds to go, to barely in front at the end of the finale...
We slaughtered them early in the last two rounds, and almost made it to the APC to escape...

After the usual 'gg' from everyone, and people leaving, I was the only one left on the server...
I had just finished playing as a survivor, and thought it strange that I respawned as a smoker...
Then the scores disappeared, and I was Louis again, healthy and well in the starting safe room...
I could hear the APC idling, and a tank somewhere too... My bots had already made a run for it, so I followed... The tank got to us at the top of the train... We killed it, and found another waiting in the corn field...
This one killed us, and again I respawned as a smoker...
The scores were added on again, and I respawned as Louis... Again...
So I went running after the bots, and this time found 2 tanks waiting at the train for us... I killed one, and was hammered by the other while the bots helped each other up, with the tank killing me in plain sight...

I quit this endless loop at this point...

Saturday, January 31, 2009 Bloody Mercy...

Map: No Mercy Apartments...
4v4 Versus...



Thats a lot of blood splattered around...
Bill died here... See...? Thats him on the ground on the right...

Close Scoring... Part 4...

Map: Blood Harvest Bridge...
4v4 Versus...



Again, very even teams...

Glitched again...

Map: No Mercy Streets...
4v4 Versus...



Another shot of the unlimited health packs...



I somehow got above the safe room before the round started...
Shortly after loading, our opposition quit...
All of them...

The Witch, The Smoker and The Fat Man...

Map: No Mercy Interior...
4v4 Versus...

We made it through the elevator crescendo event no worries...
I hit the button as Bill ran into the elevator...
And sat and watched the doors close with his blue outline on the other side of them...
The Smoker had managed that million to one grab as the doors close to drag him to his death...
We spent the elevator ride congratulating the smoker, as we were that sort of team...
At the top, we got boomed, and mobbed by a horde... The smoker had respawned at the top, and grabbed Louis ( My mate Az ) through the bars, so he wasnt dragged anywhere... Francis was standing next to him, and didnt notice... I was a little ahead, and when I saw that he was in trouble, ran back to help... We were pretty beat up now...
Around the corner and a little beyond the forklift, we found the witch...
Az tried to take her out from a distance with our help...
She bumped me on her way past, throwing me off balance long enough for her to incap Az...
I went to try and save him by standing over him and fending off zombies...
I managed to shoot the boomer, and watched helplessly as I stumbled backwards, off the edge of the building... At that same time, Francis received a hunter to the back...

We were all laughing at the exceptional timing of the other team, who to that point were rather unorganized...