Tuesday, June 30, 2009 No Mercy from FrancisBot ...

Map: No Mercy Finale...
4v2 Versus...

We were slaughtering the opposition, and 2 of them raged before the final half of the finale...
As per usual bot behaviour, they scramble up the final ladder without stopping...
LouisBot is dragged off the roof by the smoker at the dish...
Zoey runs up and shoots the smoker, saving LosisBot, then gets hunted...
Bill is hunted by me at the top of the ladder...
FrancisBot is still all the way at the bottom of the first ladder...
I incap Bill, and FrancisBot climbs up and kills me...
Then kills Hypnotic Poison, who has incapped and half killed Zoey...
Then, to the amazement of everyone, FrancisBot jumps off the roof to go help
LouisBot, leaving the 2 incapped players out of reach...
We then kill the two bots, while laughing and going "What the hell..."

This is how you do it...

Map: Dead Air Terminal...
4v4 Versus...

This is me and the 3 guys from the 3FSJ taking on DA4...
I'll let the video speak for itself...

How to get owned...

Map:Dead Air Greenhouse...
4v4 Versus...

We had 3 guys from the 3rd Fallschirmjager (3FSJ) on the opposition...
This is them in action from the survivours point of view, with a guy lagging at 1k ping
as their 4th...

Monday, June 29, 2009 BillBot Fails Again...

Map: Dead Air Crane...
4v4 Versus...

As boomer, I position myself in the opening next to the ladder at the start of the level...
When they climb over the fence, Louis pulled back over fence, and I spawn and boom on Francis and Zoey...
BillBot teleports to Louis, looks at him, and runs to the fence...
Not OVER the fence, but to it, where I am now standing as boomer...
He looks at me, then teleports up to Francis and Zoey...
He then teleports BACK to Louis, and our hunters start raining down the 25ers...
Still, BillBot does nothing...
One of the hunters kills his target quickly, and pounces on BillBot...
Victory...

Screenies...

Just a couple of humor screenies...


Just... hanging around...

Map: Blood Harvest Barn...
4v4 Versus...

While our team wasn't looking, Francis had climbed on top of the barn, and somehow fallen off at exactly the right spot to turn around and hang on to the ledge...
Zoey came to save him, and somehow ALSO fell off and hung on for her life...
Bill then came to save those two, and, as smoker, I tried to pull him off in the same spot as the other two that were hanging...
I didn't quite get it right and dragged him off the roof instead...
Louis was the only one left standing, but only just... He had just recovered from being hunted and didn't have much health left...
A single swipe from a ninja hunter solved this problem for us, and we got the team down...

Bloody Bots...

Map: Blood Harvest Finale...
4v4 Versus...

This is the story of a bot fail, and a player who just didnt care as his team had raged on him...
As a Smoker, I spawned in the Death Pull spot, and managed to pull BillBot all the way to the edge...
ZoeyBot and FrancisBot came to his rescue, and ZoeyBot somehow managed to fall off the edge and hang on for her life...
FrancisBot then 'saved' BillBot, sending him falling into the void below...
A Hunter then pounced on FrancisBot before he could rescue ZoeyBot, and Louis, who had run all the way to the last train, also got hunted...

Thursday, June 25, 2009 The Strange Clan Match

Map: Dead Air
4v4 Versus
A Clan match, HRD V |KoD|. We were having a laugh, we weren't going to beat KoD. On the finale of Dead Air, we were on low health, ready for the second assault, using all the kits on the finale area. After the wave, we were all on yellow or incapped red. But something really really strange happened. A Witch spawned behind the fuel tank. Zoey, went behind to see if a sound had looped on her, on us, but no. There was a witch there. Zoey came back round, spamming the chat with Witch Witch Witch. Me and Zoey go up to try and kill her before she does any damage. I'm there to cover if Zoey messed up. We can safely say we messed up. Francis and Louis are covering our behind, while the flanks are left open to attack. I do a quick look round, hear the distinct scream of a Hunter, and panic. Francis shoots at a suspected place, but to no avail. Louis gets smokered and Francis aims to help Louis. I get huntered, and the knockback hits Zoey onto the Witch. She gets incapped and almost dies, about 25 HP away from death, Louis has been saved and I have too, so Francis runs back to get Zoey back up. I'm there, asking KoD if they did anything. They shouldn't of, partly because it was our Clanserver we hosted this Match on. They then later won by 150 odd points.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 Slaughtering Fun...!

Map: Death Toll...
4v4 Versus...

In this campaign, we went through 2 full teams of ragers, and then some...
At the end of the 4th level, the score was 5800-90~...
We screwed around in the finale and after the boat arrived, we tried to take on the tanks and died...
The finale score was this:

Returning the Favour.

Map: No Mercy Sewers...
4v4 Versus...

We were having a good time, killing the enemy. They managed to kill our entire team with a tank in the previous round and made some smart-ass comment about "That's how you do it." ... we returned the favour.



- Grey.